masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
peoples bodies are so cosmically beautiful, so please treat everyone like a little universe
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
So basically the world is going to shit again.
A plane with nearly 300 people onboard got shot down over Ukraine.
Israel has launched a ground invasion of Gaza.
This shit is important. Please pay attention.
Why does France have so many revolutions?
i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’
- japan ≠ korea ≠ china
- pakistan is not in the middle east
- most muslims aren’t arabs
- geishas are not prostitutes
- mexico is a very small part of latin america
- there are 54 countries in africa
- china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
- singapore is not part of china
- most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”